shelbers and the kathleen
imagine I'm talking fast like in one of those commercials detailing the social life of a teenage girl (you know what I'm talking about):

So I invited Shelby over to spend the night at my dad's, but she couldn't come until after field hockey practice, so my dad and I killed time at La Carreta. I saw Kurt there. Not that I know him, but I know of him. We didn't speak. Then we went to the mall to get me some new jeans since my old ones ripped. But I can't read directories so we wandered around for half an hour looking for the store and it was the last place we looked. Like always. Dad got Karen a shirt from Victoria's Secret. I found out he has an Angel's card...I guess there are more things I don't know about my dad. Then Kathleen called and we arranged to meet tomorrow and spoke for a few minutes. Finally made it to the store, but since we were kinda late, I just picked up a pair and got the wrong size. I guess I'll have to go back later. Then we went to Shelby's to pick her up. Her sister answered the door and I saw Nan's feet. Then we got in the car and went to Movie Gallery. I had a coupon and got my dad to pay for it. I love my dad. Then we went home and I showed her the grand tour. It was her first time over. Then we walked over to the school, saw a colony of frogs and swung on the swings. It was fun. We went back and watched an episode of Degrassi, my Canadian preteen soap. Then we watched Love Actually talking and eating all the while. Went to sleep. Woke up around 8ish and came to my mom's. We only got like 6 hours of sleep so I felt bad. Turned out my mom hadn't left yet and Dan was going with her. Shelby and I chilled on the couch and watched the Italian Job. Kathleen called again so I had to look up movie times. Mom and Dan left and took Shelby with them. I was sad, I hope she had a good time. Then I did nothing but computer crap for a few hours. At 4 Kathleen came and picked me up to see Bourne Supremacy. We both loved it. Matt Damon is hott. Then we went to dinner at TJ's and were banished from her parents' table. We didn't want to sit with them anyway. Then we went to the Carpenter's to pick up something and her parent's laughed at me. I guess I'm funny. Then we went to Borders and I bought this soundtrack I've been dying to have with a gift card. Sadly my song is revved up, not acoustic. Oh well, it's still good. Then we went to her house and found a rabbit lurking in her basement. I met Denali. Cute dog. We got online for a while, badgered Adam about masturbation, I talked in a Southern accent (good too), took some emode quizzes and listened to music. Then we couldn't decide what to do so we played poker. I won. Went to bed and woke up about noon. Had some breakfast, played more poker and went upstairs. Two games of air hockey and Clue and planning out Kathleen's high school career led to deciding I'd go to church with them on Sunday. I'm excited, but I have to wear a skirt. Darn. Maybe I'll just say fuck a lot since they're Baptist. I got a handy dandy map and then they brought me home. Here I am now. Ziggy's happy to see me.